“Anymore of your cheek sonny and you’ll feel the back of my hand…”
Funny little phrase that. I’d have thought “the front of my clenched fist” might’ve been a better deterrent, but there you go.
Of course “the back of my hand” has a double meaning. There’s the corporal punishment for children one as described above and then there’s the one about knowing something (generally a physical location) particularly well. “I know Soho like the back of my hand”, as someone might utter.
I came across a website called backofmyhand.com earlier today. It was mentioned at the bottom of a Hotmail I received from a friend (sorry, a “Windows Live Hotmail”). Not surprising really, as it turns out that it’s a Microsoft owned website – out of the Windows Live team and all based on Virtual Earth (bit of disclosure here – I’ve done a bit of work for Microsoft over the years. I’m not at the moment though – and I’ve never worked with the Windows Live people).
Actually, I think the fact that it’s a Microsoft site has been its problem, as I can’t imagine it gets any great focus alongside the other Live properties. The fact that the latest additions to the site seemed to have been made back in March this year seem to endorse the fact. It’s a shame, because I think it’s a brilliant idea (which probably means it’s being done somewhere else even better…probably based on Google Maps).
Basically, this is how it works. If you know a particular area like the back of your hand, you can pinpoint it and places of interest on the map with a little description. It can be as broad or as specific as you like. So, you might do “brilliant boozers in Barnet” or, equally, “Speed cameras in Stockport” or “Nice things to do on the Isle of Wight”. You can search the site on location or interest. It’s cool – and could be really useful if it was populated well. Problem is, there are only 107 entries on the whole site! Shame. I wonder if they’d sell it to me?
Here are another couple of links for the fellow cycling nuts out there. In a follow-up to my slightly odd Rapha post below and some bike porn surfing this afternoon, I think I might have found my dream bike brand, Witcomb Cycles in Deptford. Witcomb has been custom-making bike frames since 1949 and is now the only bespoke framebuilder left in London. Just beautiful bikes – check out the lugs on that.
I found the Witcomb website from a link of the site of the Tweed Cycling Club, which is also based in south-east London. Tweed CC eschews the technology and modernity that has overcome modern road cycling. The website’s a joy to read – take this for example:
“Why spend a king’s ransom on the latest titanium confection when any weight advantage will be rendered irrelevant by a cheese-and-pickle sandwich and thermos of soup?”